{"id":193,"date":"2010-09-16T16:34:46","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T23:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/?page_id=17"},"modified":"2010-09-16T16:34:46","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T23:34:46","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/about-2\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael Brandvold&#8217;s Favorite Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The \tmost valuable commodity is information.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Not \tto change is to be in the process of dying.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A \tgeek is a geek no matter what field they work in. The only \tdifference is the geeks that work in porn have tattoos and might get \tlaid once in a while.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">As \tyou grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for \thelping yourself, the other for helping others.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Present \tsolutions, not questions. The reason why you\u2019re running the show \tis theoretically that you\u2019re the best person for the job.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">God \tdammit, I\u2019d piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any \tgood. \u2013 WarGames<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">It \tis not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most \tintelligent, but the one most responsive to change. \u2013 Charles \tDarwin<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">You \thad me at fruit pies \u2013 Bobby Hill<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Give \tme a bottle of anything and a glazed donut  \u2026 to go. \u2013 David Lee \tRoth<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Hit \tthe Deck Music Maniax! \u2013 Tigertailz<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The \tfurther one travels the less one knows. \u2013 Lao Tzu<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I \tcan resist everything but temptation.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I \thave hope and faith, and that\u2019s more than just the name of a \tcouple of strippers from Albuquerque.  &#8211; David Lee Roth<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">It \tis in changing that we find purpose.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">We \tdo not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop \tplaying.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">May \tall your ups and downs be in bed. \u2013 Tommy Lee<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The \tsecret of success is to offend the greatest number of people. \u2013 PT \tBarnum<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Love \tme or hate me, just don\u2019t forget my name.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">There \tis nothing permanent except change. \u2013 Heraclitus 540-475BC<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Rock \tand roll all nite and party every day. \u2013 KISS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">It\u2019s \tgood to be king, but you still have to work like a slave.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I \tcan open a door for you, but you have to walk through. \u2013 Gene \tSimmons<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Failure \tis one part of the inevitable cycle of life for those who dare to \tlive fully and completely. Never to fail at all is to fail in the \tbiggest way.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Blimey, \tBenita Bizarre\u2019s got sparky! \u2013 Joy, Bugaloos<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">If \tyou ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your \tfriends. &#8211; Penny Lane <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><em>Almost \tFamous<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">He \tWho Angers You, Controls You!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I \tremember the old design of KISSONLINE.com. It was pretty cool and \tbadass. \u2013 Destroyer_90, KISSFAQ.com<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most valuable commodity is information. Not to change is to be in the process of dying. A geek is a geek no matter what field they work in. The only difference is the geeks that work in porn have tattoos and might get laid once in a while. As you grow older, you will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":189,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-193","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/193\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}