{"id":10820,"date":"2007-08-25T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T14:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2007-08-25T14:07:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T14:07:00","slug":"the-50-worst-things-ever-to-happen-to-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/the-50-worst-things-ever-to-happen-to-music\/","title":{"rendered":"The 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to Music"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blender Magazine.<\/p>\n<p>1. Kids Today!<br \/>Back in our day, we didn\u2019t have any of yer fancy iPods and ringtones and downloads. We didn\u2019t have the luxury and convenience of your scrotum-rings and your World Wide Web logs. When we wanted to steal the new Uriah Heep album, we couldn\u2019t just troll the Internets for it, we had to do it the old-fashioned way \u2014 by hiking to the store (uphill, both ways) and shoving 12\u201d of vinyl under our sweaters (which we had to knit ourselves). That\u2019s why you sniveling whipper-snappers don\u2019t appreciate the real value of music. Or Uriah Heep. Now get the hell off our lawn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blender Magazine. 1. Kids Today!Back in our day, we didn\u2019t have any of yer fancy iPods and ringtones and downloads. We didn\u2019t have the luxury and convenience of your scrotum-rings and your World Wide Web logs. When we wanted to steal the new Uriah Heep album, we couldn\u2019t just troll the Internets for it, we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-10820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-marketing-2","tag-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelbrandvold.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}